premature exclamation

When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.

"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"

premature exclamation by goyemanx June 26, 2009

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Premature Exclamation

Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.

Dad: thanks for the sex

WHAT?

Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)

Premature Exclamation by fabtab March 19, 2012

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premature explanation

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.

I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation

premature explanation by orangefiend May 25, 2020

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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