"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.