When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!
Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
by bilatface831 June 5, 2010
1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
Leslie has a precious onion
by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014
Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020
What Smeagol calls the One Ring of Power. He thinks it belongs to him. In fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). It really belongs to Sauron tho.
by Dirge June 11, 2004
Children being spoiled by parents who refuse to take any responsibility for raising said children, and who then attempt to blame anyone and everyone around them for their child's poor development.
The mother sued the school because her precious snowflake failed all her classes, despite all the studying said snowflake didn't do, instead going to parties till 3 am every weeknight.
by Phillium March 20, 2008
virginity; a special present given to you by Jesus that you give to a noble courtier (or a random guy you meet at a frat party)
Chris Martin lost his precious gift at the age of 23.
Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.
Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.
by savingitformarraige09 October 19, 2009