Pre-Board 

To get on before you get on.

A corruption of the English language by the airline companies.

"'We would like to pre-board.' Well, what exactly is that, anyway? What does it mean to ‘pre-board’, you get on before you get on?" - George Carlin

Pre-Board by Cheese Tits May 27, 2009

ProBoards 

A free message board service created and owned by Patrick Clinger.

I made my post on a ProBoards forum.

ProBoards by Relentless July 27, 2005

Pre-Board Ejaculation 

When you write up a car deal and count it before its delivered.

Wow you Pre-Board Ejaculationed the whole week!! What the Hell

Pre-Board Ejaculation by CJ Romig August 12, 2008

Peeboarding 

A variation of the waterboarding method of interrogation which kicks the torture level up a notch by replacing water with pee. Reserved for only the worst terrorists / assholes on the planet. Peeboarding is unofficially endorsed by both Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft.

When regular waterboarding won't produce results, resort to peeboarding.

Peeboarding by AGAshcroft June 17, 2012

proboards 

A pretty decent free web hosting. Possibly the largest. Good for n00bs to learn their shit about IP's and shit.

www.osif.proboards26.com


and formerly...


gumbagumba.proboards19.com


...which is now gone

proboards by Gumba Gumba April 5, 2004

PreBeardy 

Prebeardy is...

puberty for beards

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going through PreBeardy.

Guy 2: Hope you go through man

PreBeardy by DragonSlayer153 November 16, 2016