preschooler

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.

Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

by Al_the_destroyer May 29, 2010

Preschooling

Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.

by Woody17 June 1, 2021

preschool

A bunch of kids sneezing on each other.

I just took Joe to preschool and all the kids sneezed on him!

by Zoe Barbara October 24, 2011

Preschooled

The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.

1: "Alright one of us has to drive..."
2: "1-2-3 NOT IT!!!!"

Outsider: "Damn you just got PRESCHOOLED!!!"

by Kerkeee April 28, 2010

Preschool

Wack, shitty, boring, immature in an undesirable way

Man this event is preschool who tf wants to do this shit???!!!!!?????!!!!???

by YuOfTheNight March 20, 2021

preschool

Older than old school. Way x 10^6 back in the day.

Eric Clapton's records have always been kinda old school, but that latest joint is preschool.

by Jeff Stewart April 14, 2004

Porn for Preschoolers

Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.

Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."

by Shove It October 19, 2005