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Prairie Blumpkin 

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When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face
As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.

Prairie blumpkin 

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When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.
“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”
Prairie blumpkin by Wooglas October 23, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

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Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
Prairie Blumpkin by legendchecker October 23, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

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When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face
Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin
Prairie Blumpkin by Slana October 29, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

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When blowing a homie they throw an egg in your face
Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
Prairie Blumpkin by Slana November 5, 2024

Praire Blumpkin 

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When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.
Praire Blumpkin by Dys_vet October 22, 2024
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