To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovakian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
The style then spread to the gay community, where the virile masculinity of the Slovakian form worker was fetishised by the new intelligentsia and middle-classes. They therefore adopted the wanking style as a way of being more "masculine".
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovakian tractor driver.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovakian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
The style then spread to the gay community, where the virile masculinity of the Slovakian form worker was fetishised by the new intelligentsia and middle-classes. They therefore adopted the wanking style as a way of being more "masculine".
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovakian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovakian Power Wank?
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovakian Power Wank?
by Ricardo_Leeds May 15, 2007
To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off! Oh, my fucking Croatian Power Wank!
by Idontlikecroatianpigs January 31, 2011
Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
by Captain Dale April 26, 2009
As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.
by Dick Dames December 31, 2016
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