Pouring the milk first 

In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.

Pouring the milk first by Swaggy Boy August 5, 2015

pouring the milk first 

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

pouring the milk first by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

pouring the milk first 

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

pouring the milk first by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

Pouring the milk first 

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

Pouring the milk first by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018

pouring the milk first 

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

pouring the milk first by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019