A mysterious man that steals potatoes from kids that dont listen to their parents to punish them he is made from potatoes and tastes like bacon be good kids or you will lose your potatoes
by Potato Man Steals January 15, 2019
Chris: Deon seems like a pretty cool dude.
Jon: Nah man, he tried to fag on me in my own crib the other night. He a real potato man.
Jon: Nah man, he tried to fag on me in my own crib the other night. He a real potato man.
by cuntpickle March 11, 2010
kid:man have you read volume 6 of potato man
man: yeah it was...
kid: random yeah!
man: no! Chicken and cheese!
man: yeah it was...
kid: random yeah!
man: no! Chicken and cheese!
by God Of Random April 28, 2010
If you are a potatoe man you are born with many skills. They are usually sport related skills. If you are nicknamed "potatoe man" you will get all the girls and be very popular. You will never get rejected by anyone and most girls crave to date you and most boys crave to be friends with you.
by Potatoeboy456 October 09, 2019
by Weeping_Harmony October 05, 2017
noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
by Scnigey March 23, 2003
A character who appeared on one episode of Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. The most popular out of all the minor characters in the Bill and Ben series. Spoke with a West Country accent and done quite a delightful dance when ever he sang his world famous song.
#I am Stan the Potato Man, find a better if you can. You will never never see another potato quite like me.#
by Tricko July 26, 2006