In the simplest terms, the use of the phrase "potato salad" is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. The man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. In the case of two women wishing to participate in potato salad, it is known as "Jenny Craig" potato salad. If two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as "figure skating."
Mike: Do you like potato salad?
Nicole: Yes.
Matt: Do you want to go figure skating with me?
Jose: Sure, my blades are nice and sharp, they will slide easily.
Nicole: Yes.
Matt: Do you want to go figure skating with me?
Jose: Sure, my blades are nice and sharp, they will slide easily.
by annecwa June 17, 2007
by Nuzz and Adio July 5, 2007
When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.
by Belly Slap September 22, 2016
It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020
To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.
Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.
by Inu_Sensor00 October 28, 2019
When you lick the ass of another person, but in this case, that person has hemorrhoids, thus creating the feel of a chunky potato salad
This chick had some serious hemorrhoids when I was lickin her asshole, I was definitely tossin the potato salad last nite.
by WizardOfOz123 July 16, 2010