Potark 

A slump who can't get his wiener up... Usually calls the bartender to bank him up whens he's got no money to pay his gambling bill.

I'll pay you next Friday!

Don't pay no mind to that Potark, he can't even pay the billies on his willies

Potark by aMusingWretch August 31, 2021

Potak 

There isn't much definition it's just potak. Really whatever you believe.

Mm PoTaK

pOtAk

Potak by It_a_me June 27, 2017

Potarto 

The combination of a potato and mentally challenged individual.

that dude is such a potarto!

Potarto by Microdaddy September 6, 2017

potak 

It's just potak.

Hey look! It's potak!

potak by PoTakLover54321 June 27, 2017

Poturkey 

A girl with a round face (potato) along with a turkey style second chin (Turkey) Together these delightful attributes form the poturkey.

Peter: Hey, whats wrong with that girl?

Ron: Oh she's a poturkey, its genetics. Her brother is probably ridiculously handsome.

Poturkey by THE MUSICIAN C May 5, 2011

potamkin 

a replacement for any verb or noun in any sentence.
when replaced the sentence becomes more fun and connotes tom foolery

potamkin some music
or
what a nice potamkin you have

potamkin by wempe January 13, 2009

Potarted

Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

Potarted by Colin Marie September 13, 2018