Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.
"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"
by Matuea October 8, 2006
First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.
by BLR June 2, 2006
From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"
by Pdogs August 27, 2005
claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night
by wtyerghf July 30, 2006
It originated in Continental Portugal. This guy walked into his house to find his wife having lesbian sex with another women using a Portugese Sausage as a double sided dildo. He was hungry from work and watching both women go at it made him horny. So he went down on her while eating the sausage. This is also known as a "Portymeal"
Now it may be used for describing Food with Sex. Whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not
Now it may be used for describing Food with Sex. Whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not
by Q400 December 3, 2005
The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.
by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017
gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.
man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010