portsmouth’s biggest slag

genuinely just the biggest slag in the general portsmouth population

oh yeah that meg girl, she’s portsmouth’s biggest slag

portsmouth’s biggest slag by immyyyyyyyyy February 26, 2021

Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Bird 

The best mush bird in Portsmouth.

Have you seen that immy girl she’s Portsmouth’s biggest mush bird

Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Bird by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021

Portsmouth Steamer 

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

Portsmouth Steamer by bill April 7, 2005

Portsmouth Steamer 

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

Portsmouth Steamer by The Circle April 6, 2005

Portsmouth high school

A messed up Town sitting on the coast of New Hampshire where many kids turn into drug addicts and gangsters. Many of the students at PHS (Portsmouth high school) enjoy acting as if they are gangsters and they claim that they are from the "streets" or the "hood". A common practice at the school is stealing and clogging the toilets, so bad that the non English speaking janitors have to grab the large clump toilet paper with their hand. Much of the town is upper class and enjoys a good lifestyle until some of the "gangs" try to do some OG hood rat stuff while in downtown Portsmouth. Much of the adults scattered in this town are hipsters and they enjoy dying their hair many different colors and they also enjoy piercing different points on their body's. Drug sale is a common practice at the school or as soon as the day ends many kids get the need to smoke while sitting in the parking lot on school property where everyone can see, I personally think they do it to show how "BAD" they are or want to become because they claim to be from the trap which would indicate they are currently living in Gosling Meadows. Another group to join is OCB which stands for "off campus blunts" where you try to get as messed up as you can during their time off for lunch. All in all the town of Portsmouth NH and the PHS is filled with mostly weird looking messed up kids that need to understand they aren't from the trap or the hood.

I hate spending my day at portsmouth high school.

Portsmouth high school by The Answer May 25, 2014

Portsmouth Abbey School 

Portsmouth abbey is America's top catholic boarding school. Although it is modeled under the british form system, the school is mostly occupied by wealthy Irish Catholic students. Many of the moms are either trophy wives or hockey moms. The Abbey is an international school, meaning that students from all over the world come to study at Portsmouth Abbey. However, unless you are either a once in a generation genius or incredibly wealthy, chances of getting accepted are slim. The Abbey's rival is its sibling school, St. Georges.

Sean: Hi, where do you go to school?
Shane: Oh, i go to Portsmouth high school, you?
Sean: Oh, i go to Portsmouth Abbey School.
Sean: I have to go, my driver is here.

Portsmouth Abbey School by heiress1234 May 24, 2009

Portsmouth High School

extreme crunkess; to go nuts and have no boundries; booty call

yo g, i hittin' up portsmouth high school today to mack on fine ladiez

Portsmouth High School by Lil Flipper December 30, 2004