Walking into the bathroom, with towel on only, and deciding to only brush your teeth and wash your hands instead of a shower.
by SuMReAlShIt November 10, 2010
A beautiful, green suburb in the Northern part of Houston, Texas. Filled with forests and beautiful scenic views. Home to the amazing snow cone shop "Porter Snow Balls." Comparitively better than a pathetic suburb in California called Gardena.
by cool1234567beans October 21, 2010
Porter is a term used to describe a person who is extremely into himself and his ego. A porter will often act this way due to a deep down insecurity with himself, and feels he must equal himself to others by only talking about himself. Most porters are retarded, but most of the time act very intellectual, even if what they are saying makes no sense whatsoever. A porter will most likely find one place in the world to make his name, then obsess over the place forever, and when leaving this place, will realize his flaws and immediately seek out a way to return. A porter will usually have others help him succeed, then brag about the accomplishments for the longest time. Most porters will become addicts of some sort (pain killers, cocaine, meth, etc.) in order to increase his social reputation. In most cases studied, a porter will one day realize he is very insignificant in the world and will ultimately fail in life. This day is known as "AP-Day" in a porter's life, which of course stands for "accepting pathetic-ness day". Many modern day porters have been known to use online social networks as a gateway to increase their ego by "news feed whoring", or involving himself in every post in his newsfeed, thinking he is friends with everyone. To be a porter is a sad, sad thing indeed.
Jacob: "Is that kid really bragging about how his dad got him accepted to that college?"
Jim: "Thats not even the worst part, that kid has literally been raping my news feed for the past 3 months only talking about himself!"
Jacob: "What a fuckin Porter."
Jim: "I couldn't have said it better myself."
Jim: "Thats not even the worst part, that kid has literally been raping my news feed for the past 3 months only talking about himself!"
Jacob: "What a fuckin Porter."
Jim: "I couldn't have said it better myself."
by A.Boston.P December 13, 2010
I feel bad for Tyler, he has no luck with the ladies, has a small wiener and can't even afford to pay attention...There's no doubt he's a porter.
by Gregory hunter October 19, 2018
1.) A person who is generally slow to react to instructions but will complete them very inefficiently in an untimely manner. He is not very reliable but is a good pet/slave for gathering materials/weapons in any games. It is known that Porter has an unreliable internet due to a cheap, Chinese made Wi-Fi adapter he had purchased due to him being “porr” (he could buy one @ Best Buy but is too lazy to, cuz he’s porter).
Pulling a Porter:
action verb
1.) Pulling a porter is defined as Porter leaving at random intervals of time in a Discord call with his friends without saying a single word or stating that he’d be back. Other times he would state he’d be back but would return within 10 hours or so. Other days he’d state that he would get on but never does until a few days later. This term is now applied to other friends of the group. Other instances could include him saying that he’ll sleep but instead get on Dead by Daylight or another game, then sleep.
(Credit To #Yumiko Imagawa#5650 on discord for making this)
Pulling a Porter:
action verb
1.) Pulling a porter is defined as Porter leaving at random intervals of time in a Discord call with his friends without saying a single word or stating that he’d be back. Other times he would state he’d be back but would return within 10 hours or so. Other days he’d state that he would get on but never does until a few days later. This term is now applied to other friends of the group. Other instances could include him saying that he’ll sleep but instead get on Dead by Daylight or another game, then sleep.
(Credit To #Yumiko Imagawa#5650 on discord for making this)
Example: Umeko: Porter, can you please drone??
Porter: oKAy, iT’s CLeaR JUmP iN!
Umeko: *jumps into the room, instantly gets shot in the head*
Umeko: *smash smash smash* I THOUGHT YOU DRONED IT YOU
FUCKING DUMBASS!
Porter: *sigh* Okay, listen here dinkweed…
Porter: oKAy, iT’s CLeaR JUmP iN!
Umeko: *jumps into the room, instantly gets shot in the head*
Umeko: *smash smash smash* I THOUGHT YOU DRONED IT YOU
FUCKING DUMBASS!
Porter: *sigh* Okay, listen here dinkweed…
by MyLittleDinosaur January 11, 2019
a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.
by totallynotcailey September 20, 2019