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Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.
Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy
by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021
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