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porn star hands 

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.
damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

game level porn star 

When you have video game music playing in the background and you are having sex at the speed of a VCR tape being fast forwarded, then you ejaculate all over your partner who just lays there from exhaustion for a few minutes.
How was your night? Awesome......what did you do? Game Level Porn Star....!! *High fives happen*

Porn Star Shower 

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective
Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

Porn Star 

mike: "sally fucked that guy for 10 dollars"
bob: "wow, what a whore"
mike: "yea, and they filmed it"
bob: "oh then in that case she's a porn star"
Porn Star by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

Porn Star Relationship 

Masturbating to internet pornography involving only one porn star. Masturbating to any other porn star constitutes cheating.
"Are you strumming over Sasha Grey AGAIN?"

"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."

porn star boner 

An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.
"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"
porn star boner by Rafster April 27, 2007