Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.
Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.
Nice and brave person who like his home/ship/motherland.
Hot as hell, badassest thing ever.
Threat as a warship. Reliable as a fortress.
Also very cute and sexy, if it is girl, and brutal and manly, if it is man. Everybody like to be with person like this.
1: Hay, lets go outside and hang out?
2: No, all world outside is a battlefield.
1: Oh, you such a pondurence! Pondurence as fuck! Let's stay home.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'