Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.
Threat as a warship. Reliable as a fortress.
Also very cute and sexy, if it is girl, and brutal and manly, if it is man. Everybody like to be with person like this.
1: Hay, lets go outside and hang out?
2: No, all world outside is a battlefield.
1: Oh, you such a pondurence! Pondurence as fuck! Let's stay home.