Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.
Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.
Threat as a warship. Reliable as a fortress.
Also very cute and sexy, if it is girl, and brutal and manly, if it is man. Everybody like to be with person like this.
1: Hay, lets go outside and hang out?
2: No, all worldoutside is a battlefield.
1: Oh, you such a pondurence! Pondurence as fuck! Let's stay home.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.