a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.
him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer
you : “mr porky haha”
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To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.
Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!
by Shy Needwood January 11, 2007
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Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders
"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"
by Dgaf72 January 29, 2020
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After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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