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A text message that was sent by someone who was pooting.
Lawrence sent Loren a pooxt from his office lavatory.
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to send a multimedia text message with a picture of poop; usually the senders poop.
1. That is the nastiest pooxt i have ever seen!
2. Your pooxt looked like an iceberg!
3. Please stop pooxting me.
4. Your pooxts are so disgusting, you may need to seek medical treatment.e
pooxt by Abe Ominate November 2, 2011
Related Words
textcrection to send a text message while taking a poop.
I sent an urgent pooxt to dillon from a mexican space shuttle (port-a-potty).
pooxt by Tony jefferson May 14, 2010

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.
"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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