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A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss
I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.
by Pooterscooter0420 November 10, 2011
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A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.
Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!
by KnownPublicEjaculator November 07, 2018
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The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"
OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"
by DickBurns May 06, 2014
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A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.
Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.
by GiGi Bug November 19, 2008
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A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018
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