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Poopoomonger

1. One who relishes rolling around in giant mounts of shit fresh from the anus.

2. One who hoards and collects large quantities of fecal matter.

3. A person whom receives power from the inner essence of poop.
YOU ARE SUCH A POOPOOMONGER!!!
Poopoomonger by White Jesus77 October 30, 2008
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Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger
Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

poopymonger

one who lives off eating their own feces, or poop, shit.
student1:When i walked in the bathroom during third period i saw john eathing his own shit!
student2:DUDE I NEVER NEW JOHN WAS A POOPYMONGER!
student1:I hear his parents dont feed him, sad stuff...
poopymonger by Mark Flannery August 30, 2007

Poopmongerer 

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.
"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

Poopmonger 

Person who dropped a deuce in the toilet and left it as though to be acting out as a pusher of feces. One who really superimposes feces onto another individuals day.
Hey man, did you see that big ass bowl load of crap that someone left in the toilet??? What a friggin poopmonger!!!
Poopmonger by Riddla' May 2, 2021

poopchomonger

1. A person who sedistically enjoys anal pleasure through oral sex. Usually a person who likes to lick the crap out of a girl's butt hole, or is able to do arobics to perform such an action onto his/herself.

2. A person who licks the dried crap from someone's chode.

3. A person or thing that performs the 'mung' but to the ass.
"Dude, You're such a poopchomonger."
poopchomonger by Sean Perry April 20, 2006

Poopmongerer 

Someone who mongers poop
Poopmongerer by Brodieman April 22, 2004
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