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Poop touch 

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”
“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”
Poop touch by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021

i-poop touch 

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.
i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.
i-poop touch by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

Don't Touch The Poop 

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

poop-toucher 

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.
poop-toucher by EyeDette July 26, 2006

pootouch 

Touching ones nose to feces
John wanted to know if he had chocolate on his finger or poop, while sniffing the misterious substance he committed a Pootouch
pootouch by J4YM3 May 19, 2018
A person who is unpleasant to be around. One who acts annoying or stupid and has a habit of saying things that donot make any sense. One who who has a tendency to piss off others in an effort to make friends or get others to pay attention to them.
"Did you meet Brenda's new boyfriend? I don't know what she sees in him, honestly. He's a poopouch."
poopouch by mrmcracken April 26, 2010