Poop canon

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems

Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”

by Arkayess November 17, 2018

Poopcano

if you're ever on cities skylines youtube, there's a high chance you've encountered the poopcano.
The mayor, instead of filtering sewage or letting it pour out into a river or a sea, deposits all sewage into a large mountain with a hole inside of it. In many scenarios, the poopcano ends up exploding, erupting, or otherwise destroyed to have all of the sewage desimate the city that created it.

Citizen 1: Wow, I love your city! Fresh air, no pylons, residential everywhere!
Citizen 2: I know right!
Citizen 1: What's that large mountain over there?
Citizen 2: Oh that? That's our very own poopcano!
Citizen 1: Poopcano?!
Citizen 2: YES! It's where our taco bell goes to after going through our digestive systems.
Citizen 1: Will it erupt?
Citizen 2: Of course not.
The poopcano erupts
Citizen 2: Aw man.

by WizardFrogge April 26, 2022