poop can

Another name for a toilet.

I excused myself from the table to go use the poop can and drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by Wilson F. August 3, 2007

poop can

The terrible sounding vehicle exhaust. Usually accompanied by a rattling sound. Most commonly found on cars in which the driver wants the public to think their car is fast.

Yo, did you hear how terrible the poop can on that '92 Civic sounded?

by tearyouapart February 9, 2009

poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007

pop can poop

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

by danofiremano December 16, 2013

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025