Poop Hammock
Poop Hammock by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010
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poop hammock
When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.
person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
poop hammock by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010
poop hammock
smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”
poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”
poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”
poop hammock by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021
Poop Hammock
When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock
Poop Hammock by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.