poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

poop finger by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

Poop finger by Butthole penis July 25, 2019

poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term

poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior

poop finger by tom November 14, 2003

poop finger

A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.

Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.

poop finger by me.....)()( January 11, 2008

poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

poop finger by bubba March 25, 2003

Poop Finger

The act of suprising someone by jamming a finger into their unsuspecting butthole. (clothed or unclothed)

I was walking to fifth period and Tom snuck up behind me and gave me a poop finger.

Poop Finger by Jimmy Whispas July 13, 2012

finger poop 

Found under finger nails after wiping;
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands

Man, I took a massive dump, and even after I washed, I still got the finger poop goin' on... smell.

finger poop by pwrlftr12000 August 2, 2006