After Poop Skinny’s 

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

After Poop Skinny’s by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

poop sex connected (P.S. Connected) 

to insert shit into someones ass.
***MUST CONNECT ASSES***

Ken and Phillip had warm enjoyable poop sex connected!

poop sex connected (P.S. Connected) by cocktart June 21, 2003

poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.

We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!

poop someone's pants by epicman87 November 28, 2024

90's poop

A poop without your smartphone.

"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."

"That's horrible."

"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"

90's poop by The Greaseman January 2, 2014

Runner's Poop 

The urge to poop during or right after a run.

I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.

Runner's Poop by Lisita May 15, 2012

Let's poop on it 

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".

Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

Let's poop on it by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016

Gentleman's Poop 

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

Gentleman's Poop by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011