by Poonisdude1014 January 1, 2009
by MadeThisAccountForPoonis July 8, 2020
by Fat Washington November 6, 2003
combination of penis and poon;
1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.
2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.
3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.
1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.
2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.
3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.
That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.
That bitch looks like a poonis.
Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.
That bitch looks like a poonis.
Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.
by secretscrotum January 7, 2009
What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.
Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!
Billy: first mate reporting for duty!
Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.
Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...
Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.
10 minutes later:
Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.
Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...
Billy: first mate reporting for duty!
Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.
Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...
Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.
10 minutes later:
Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.
Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...
by Pollup August 8, 2008