poonch, poonched, poonches

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out

Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

by Papa Liver Brothers May 09, 2004

poonched

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".

Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!

by NEXTBLUEZ April 05, 2016

poonch

The native word for being fucked
poonch, poonched

native 1: eh there boy i poonched that chick last
native 2: whatttt weenuk...

by nativeboyjames January 15, 2009

poonch

Poonch, Poonched, Pooncher, Poonches =

To severely screw something up, to break or ruin something.

(Pooncharelli = someone that allways Poonches it)

Eastpoint Mi - Papa Liver Bros.

Blowing water thru the Bong , ... Dude You Fuckin Poonched us

by Krane Phuture September 29, 2004

Poonching

When a Male and Female have sexual intercourse(Poonching)

Friend1:aww i would totally be poonching her all night
Friend2:ehh dude you wouldnt have a chance your still a virgin
Friend1:still wouldnt you wanna be poonching her?
Friend2:yeah i guess so :D

by thereeper203 July 15, 2010

poonch

When a female slides her torso down while receiving oral sex and her vagina collides with the male's face. Similar to being punched with a vagina.

While I was licking my girl's snatch last night, she arched her back while she was cumming and hit me right in the face! The bitch poonched me!

by Ian Case August 05, 2006

poonch

Nobody knows exactly what it means, but it’s an insult. The best part is that the receiver of this insult will be confused as to what you just said, and not sure if they should get mad or laugh. This is the opening you were waiting for to attack them while they’re thrown off.

“Shut up, you poonch!”
“What did you just say to me?”
“I said, ‘shut up you poonch!’”
“What the fu-“

by sweet but a psycho April 28, 2019