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Poon Chang 

1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
Poon Chang by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009

Poon-Chen 

Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.
"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen
Poon-Chen by Dr. M. Riding December 1, 2010

poon chuck

To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.
Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.
poon chuck by Wraithed January 18, 2015

Poon Chops 

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.
I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!
Poon Chops by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.
Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"
Poon Chips by Tommy T June 17, 2004

poon cheese 

A infected stinky puss; yellow or brown-white secreted from the vagina.
-NO! You don't want to hit that ass! Them drawls are bruin some nasty poon cheese.
Fo-sho?


-(Prostitute)"I'll spread my sweet poon cheese all over your crescent roll." Mmmm you like that baby...
poon cheese by Pimpz Modanu April 13, 2009