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A strange awkward little man, who is severly lacking is social skills. Has an affinity for robots and ninjas, maybe even as a lover. Has bowel problems and lovingly talks to his turds as they are flushed. Caution! He has the capability to become extremely violent if provoked.
Poo boy is coming, everyone hide.

I'd rather be a dildo than a poo boy.
poo boy by scatterbrainkid February 4, 2010
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A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue
Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy

Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy

Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy
Poo Boy by 2D bodward November 3, 2022
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The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.
Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.
Poo boy by Gary Dave September 22, 2023
A person that is very obsessed with poo, to the point they won't stop talking about it.
Jeff: Hey bro how are you doing today?
Pooboy: Haha yeah man I'm doing a poo
Pooboy by TheSnapback69 April 14, 2020
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