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poo boner 

When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.
Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.
poo boner by PinkPussyTom October 29, 2022
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poo boner 

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.
John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
poo boner by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).
I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.

poo poo boring 

when someone or something is so uninteresting that even poo is more interesting.
person 1: i hate maths
person 2: i know right! it’s so poo poo boring
poo poo boring by kiddyfiddler;)) September 17, 2023
Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.
"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"
Poo Boi by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021

poo body 

A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1
"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"

"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"
poo body by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019