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ping-pong championship 

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."

champagne pong 

a classy version of beer pong usually played by those of higher class and status using champagne (typically Dom Perignon); often, contestants are in haute couture. Because "drink before you shoot" still applies, games can typically last for hours, mirroring that of cricket, polo, and other predominately upper-class sporting activities. The sport is frequently contested at The Renaissance, a club located in the FiDi district of Manhattan.
The game of champagne pong last forever, but the defender looked great in the new Gucci; I'm not sure it's even available at the Madison boutique, yet.
champagne pong by UpperClassTrash October 28, 2013