Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.

Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.

by CatchingRays June 19, 2020

Poly Pooper

Someone that poops multiple times per day

"Why is John always going to the bathroom when we hang out?"
"Oh, he's just a poly pooper"

by glarmbo January 7, 2023

Polypopper

Someone who cheats on their partner for the sake of an unconsented polyamory.

My ex was such a polypopper... They cheated on me for the sake of a polyamorous dynamic I did not consent to!

by 7zip December 23, 2020