Poly Pooper

Someone that poops multiple times per day

"Why is John always going to the bathroom when we hang out?"
"Oh, he's just a poly pooper"

by glarmbo January 7, 2023

Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.

Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.

by CatchingRays June 19, 2020