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Pointy rocket penis 

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.
He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.
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