When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.
Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.
by Rich Foreman December 11, 2008
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When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
by Johnny Burk January 29, 2018
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Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
by Monroe July 07, 2003
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Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.
Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
by chief chuckabubba May 05, 2006
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A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!
You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!
by Chase Dankbar January 04, 2008
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when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.
Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.
by IamChainSaw March 19, 2010
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When a man dips his balls in a woman's hot wet vagina.
My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.
by jbone80 August 14, 2008
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