pluff mud 

It's is the rotten egg smelling gooey quicksandy mud that is found in the marshes in south carolina

Sally was walking in knee deep pluff mud and her shoe came off and she cut her foot on an oyster.

pluff mud by Berthanorm September 29, 2013

Pluff mud 

The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.

After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.

Pluff mud by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023

Louisiana Mud Puff 

While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.

I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.

Louisiana Mud Puff by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022