Plaptop

My teacher when he sees a spelling error on the first power-point for the school year.

"Use your plaptop this year..."

Plaptop by Plaptop October 13, 2022

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Plantophile

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."

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A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.

That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.

A fear of plastic cocks or “dildos”
I don’t know why someone would have this

Little Tommy: AHHH, PUT THAT AWAY!

Mom: Why, what’s wrong son?

Little Timmy: I HAVE PLASTOPHALLOPHOBIA, ITS A FEAR OF DILDOS MOMMY

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The land of POAP!

The pope visited poaptopia.

poaptopia by MeHumHum July 31, 2016

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Fear of being hit in the head with an airborne plate (particularly when thrown by a spouse or close relative).

"Oh dear, I am having an odd sense of platophobia right now!"

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Plantophobic is a word to use when someone isn't vegan, and harrasing the vegans.

Alex: "EAT MEAT EAT MEAT EAT MEAT" Sarah; "Oh alex why dont you shut your ugly rat mouth up? Plantophobic bouchedag."

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