Plaptop

My teacher when he sees a spelling error on the first power-point for the school year.

"Use your plaptop this year..."

by Plaptop October 13, 2022

Plantophile

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."

by King Shmallow June 17, 2007

Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.

That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.

by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021

plastophallophobia

A fear of plastic cocks or “dildos”
I don’t know why someone would have this

Little Tommy: AHHH, PUT THAT AWAY!

Mom: Why, what’s wrong son?

Little Timmy: I HAVE PLASTOPHALLOPHOBIA, ITS A FEAR OF DILDOS MOMMY

by Weeaboo boy June 25, 2019

poaptopia

The land of POAP!

The pope visited poaptopia.

by MeHumHum July 31, 2016

Platophobia

Fear of being hit in the head with an airborne plate (particularly when thrown by a spouse or close relative).

"Oh dear, I am having an odd sense of platophobia right now!"

by freezersyeah July 10, 2017

Plantophobic

Plantophobic is a word to use when someone isn't vegan, and harrasing the vegans.

Alex: "EAT MEAT EAT MEAT EAT MEAT" Sarah; "Oh alex why dont you shut your ugly rat mouth up? Plantophobic bouchedag."

by allielindsyy2001 November 27, 2021