plankton

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

by bigblack&hairy235 February 26, 2009

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 18, 2004

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

plankton

Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.

What a complete Plankton

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

planktonic

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.

Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool

by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.

He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...

by Arnonis July 1, 2014

plankton uchiha

A name belonging to a semi-known Rust cheater who has cheated on many Icefuse servers (particularly Warden 2x) during late-spring to late-summer of 2020. They're rumors that this person went back onto Icefuse in December 2020 but got banned due to cheating. They're also rumors that he wasn't cheating in Rust (in December), but using a hack for the game "Among Us". This player was in the clans, "gayz", "BO99", "999", "BOPP", "damm", "damn", "ESP", and several others. This player has used the handles, "plankton uchiha", "ploonkton uzumaki", "ez claps ez smacks", "Triple Heady Go To Beddy" (not the original), and several others. This player has bypassed several HWID bans (given by Rust) and several Icefuse bans. He was nearly banned when his online friend (AuraLoL) went against him as a wipe (as a challenge) and gave all the evidence that plankton gave him, unfortunately, plankton was afk at the time of the report being reviewed.

Nick #BeamerSZN: Remember plankton uchiha?
AuraLoL: Fuck you, kid. That's my homie.

by notmyrealname111111 March 5, 2021