Plain Jane

A watch, typically a Rolex, without any diamonds added to it. See the song "Plain Jane" by A$AP Ferg
Why would you lower the value of your Presidential? Skip the diamonds; keep it plain jane.
by Forest Blump September 13, 2017
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Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.
Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.
by keyshaw August 11, 2004
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Plain Jane

A watch without dimonds
Bro is that a plain jane?
Yeah bro im keeping it cheap
by Godlike November 16, 2017
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Plain Jane

A woman who is neither very attractive nor very ugly. She tends to be right in the middle of the spectrum or the top of the Bell Curve.
Amelia became a feminist because she was a Plain Jane. Men didn't really notice her when she walked by, because she just wasn't very attractive. Feminism told Amelia that men are shallow, disgusting pigs and she believed it, because she saw all of her attractive friends getting flirted with in front of her.

Being a Plain Jane is kind of like being a man, you're going to have to work.
by Edog36 August 16, 2015
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Plain Jane

(noun; adj.) a proper fitting name given to a female that attends preparatory school who is clothed very...well, very plain. Displays minimum or no makeup. One who gives off a sweet aroma. Only befriends other Plain-Jane's. ( or in some cases, wanna-be Plain Jane's.) Often caught in field house(s), hallways, buses, or isolated buildings after hours, getting "all the action."
Girl 1: Say! Look at that Plain Jane getting all the action on the first seat of the bus!

Girl 2: Neat-O!.....Oh hey, check out that wanna-be Plain Jane making out with her pillow.
by theinformant00000019 December 17, 2010
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Plain Jane

A plain jane is usually a female with little to no personality.
Guy 1: have you been dating anyone recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, I been seeing this plain jane recently and she has like no personality at all.
by Mammoth1 January 05, 2019
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plain jane

Ordinary, average female, moderately attractive but mentally stable.
I'll take a plain jane over a hot psycho-bitch every time, man.
by John Ronald November 19, 2007
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