A combination of gunt acting as crust, gunt cheese acting as cheese, and menstrual flow acting as sauce to form something like a pizza. Also known as gunt pizza with anchovies, implying the fish-like smell of menstrual flow.
"So did you hammer your wife this weekend?"
"No, man she was on her period and it was like gunt pizza down there"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.