You'll never know what we put in the pasta sauce (heh heh). And we always use expired products in our pizza, and we don't wash our hands before making your food. And we are proud followers of the 3-Second Rule.
by employee July 16, 2003
"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"
by George W. Bush July 9, 2003
want to eat:
food thats been on the floor?
out of date salad?
pasta with dead beetles in?
pure grease?
then come to pizza hut!
food thats been on the floor?
out of date salad?
pasta with dead beetles in?
pure grease?
then come to pizza hut!
by another employee ;o) July 19, 2003
Also known as "Pizza Butt". Excessively greasy pizza with crap tasting sauce. Disgusting cold. Sausage topping known to cause explosive diarrhea.
Dude, whats that brown liquid dripping from your shorts? Oh, that's just my anal leakage from eating Pizza Hut.
by shyster November 20, 2003
the big greese-ball in the sky
by Eric August 26, 2003
I went over there last week, and while I was ordering my food, I saw one of the drivers leave the restroom and wash his hands IN THE DISHWATER, even though the sink was right next to the bathroom door. God, that was disgusting! Makes you want to think twice, or thrice, before ordering out, because the utensils used to cut the pizzas may have also been washed in that same water.
Or maybe I was just unfortunate enough to go to a Pizza Hut restaurant which didn't have a wall that blocks the customer's view of the back of the store, but still, that worker should have known better.
by sarcastic January 27, 2004
The most abhorrent pizza ever conceived by genetically modifying wheat and other highly processed crops as well as dairy. Multigrain or thin crust? Light cheese or light sauce? Hell no this stuff will make your stomach turn no matter what you think you’re saving in “calories”. Not to mention they’re so cheap, they squeeze every dollar out of you then they cut corners EVERYWHERE. Management is even to enforce this practice of ripping everyone off. Not happy with your pizza? No problem call us back and well make you a new special one for you ;) as long as you don’t threaten to email head office to report us.
by LCaesarB-otch October 27, 2011