Pitcher Only

The hardest position to play in baseball. They can hit hit dingers and play any position on the field but their high school coach just wants them to pitch to prevent injury.

A baseball player with a big cock.

Did you hear that Tony is a Pitcher Only!!
Yeah I heard he throws 98 hits bombs and drops thongs!!

Pitcher Only by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

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Pitcher only (PO)

The hardest position to play in baseball. Has a horseback and can can hit dingers and field because they're the real athletes on the field, but their high school coach never lets them do anything else but throw the ball to prevent them from getting injured

Do you see that Pitcher only (PO)! He throwing straight gas and is dropping bombs and thongs!!

Pitcher only (PO) by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

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PO (Pitcher Only)

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You can’t spell Pollock without PO (Pitcher Only)

PO (Pitcher Only) by Dawson Warner March 8, 2019

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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