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A late night drunk shit food dump that will give you diarrhea.
The best toilets for upper-decking are at the pita pit
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The ancient Greco-Roman practice of having sex with another man's thighs.
You: "Yeah man, I didn't have a condom so we just pita pitted all last night."

Me: "Aw gross. Did you get tzatziki all over that?"
Pita Pit by kyleman11252969429 December 14, 2009
A really great and healthy place to eat.
A much better choice in fast food than going to McDonald's.
You chose a white or wheat pita, the type of meat you want in it, toppings, sauces, and cheese.
It's like Subway, except with Pitas...and no 5 dollar foot longs.
I went to Pita Pit and left happy, full.....and didn't increase my chance of having a heart attack.
Pita Pit by Christine Q. January 11, 2009
An extremely good place to eat that is healthy and gives you a lot off booty.
Man I just had the best food!
wut was is
PITA PIT MAN
pita pit by sean berry June 22, 2006
A great place to eat, healthy but doesn’t taste like “healthy” food
“Wow, pita pit is so much better than subway”
Pita pit by Uselesslesbisn July 10, 2018

Fuck Yea Pita Pit 

A slang term used when one gets excited to eat Pita Pit- a restaurant that serves pitas. You must pound your fists into your chest and scream it like a wanna be football player while you say it.
Fuck Yea, pita pit! I'm so excited to stuff this pita down my throat.

Hi I'm Dan Baker and I'm a meathead, fuck yea pita pit!
Fuck Yea Pita Pit by LarviBaby21 January 28, 2009

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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