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PISS LORD 

When you piss on those below you, thus showing your dominance over those who shall never bathe others in piss.
Piss Lord: BEHOLD!!! MY PISS!!!
Peons: YES!! THANK YOU PISS LORD!!! BLESS US WITH YOUR PISS
PISS LORD by FluxifiedGod1 December 5, 2020

Piss Lord 

The lord of Castle Piss, emperor of Urine Nation. Is a skeleton that wear black robes.
“All hail Piss Lord!”

piss lord of shit mountain 

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
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pisslord 

Notorious bedwetter. a person that is impregnated with a piss smell due to bed wetting...
You pisslord! Why did you wet your bed again?
pisslord by harrie2k November 11, 2007

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PISSLORD 

Epic Human Being,
Such ass a king above all
“Pisslord, Thats cool”
PISSLORD by MaxisHorny February 24, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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