Piper L

the most hottest, prettiest, awesomist person in the world.

look it's Piper L! who? ugh nvm you don't deserve to look at her.

by Eva.Rach:)) September 19, 2021

Piper Lemmons

She is an amazing girl. She will get very mad at you if you screw up. But she can forgive it won't be easy though and she will always remember it and hold a gruge. She can be very nice but if you tip her off it's a pretty bad side of her. She may get mad at you for no reason but she most likely will come back nice. She will hurt you but not on purpose. It will take her a LONG time to forgive you but she will still love you ❤️

Piper Lemmons is the best friend to have in the world 🌎❤.

by Piper Lemmons December 26, 2022

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

London Piper

When preforming oral sex on a male, one will grab the penis with one hand once the male has ejaculated and blow as much of the semen as one can back into the penis through the hole, and the proceed to stick the penis into her vagina. Once that is done she will proceed to urinate all over the penis, and then get up and suck all of the semen and urine she can off of the penis.

Dude, I gave your mum the best London Piper ever last nighty!

by Akaban June 15, 2015