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Piper L by Eva.Rach:)) September 19, 2021
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Piper Lemmons
She is an amazing girl. She will get very mad at you if you screw up. But she can forgive it won't be easy though and she will always remember it and hold a gruge. She can be very nice but if you tip her off it's a pretty bad side of her. She may get mad at you for no reason but she most likely will come back nice. She will hurt you but not on purpose. It will take her a LONG time to forgive you but she will still love you ❤️
Piper Lemmons by Piper Lemmons December 26, 2022
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Jake Piper's first law
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Jake Piper's first law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Jake Piper's second law
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
Jake Piper's second law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Jake Piper's third law
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Jake Piper's third law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Jake Piper's fourth law
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Jake Piper's fourth law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
London Piper
When preforming oral sex on a male, one will grab the penis with one hand once the male has ejaculated and blow as much of the semen as one can back into the penis through the hole, and the proceed to stick the penis into her vagina. Once that is done she will proceed to urinate all over the penis, and then get up and suck all of the semen and urine she can off of the penis.
London Piper by Akaban June 15, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.