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Pink Velvet 

Slang for what pussy looks like. Used in response to hearing something nerdy or dorky, to imply they don’t know what pussy looks like.
You: sometimes I like to say Alohamura before an elevator door opens.
Friend: actually it’s pronounced Alohomora and it doesn’t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet 

Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.
Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

Pink velvet cake 

I could go for some pink velvet cake right now.
Pink velvet cake by Pvce July 23, 2012

pink velvet sausage wallet 

a women with a loose vagina
ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

pink, velvet sausage wallet 

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!
pink, velvet sausage wallet by Avery December 23, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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