Urban Dictionary: Pineapple

🍍 The pineapple is a symbol of the marijuana/stoner culture and community. It has two origins. On the social community reddit, the r/trees sub-reddit uptokes appear to look like tiny pineapples. Those who associate with the subculture may sometimes put stickers on their laptops or cars with the symbol. Pineapples were also seen as a symbol of hospitality in colonial America and were given as gifts, so it represents the "we" in "weed".

Stoner: "Yo dude, look at that pineapple sticker on that car. Isn't that the r/trees symbol?"
Other Stoner: "Yeah! The people on there are so chill!"

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by theburnside August 06, 2017

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A fruit, that is known to make your pussy tates ALOT sweeter and is recommended for good taste of the pussy.

I wanted to taste sweet for my husband, so I ate pineapples everyday.

by SuperHott January 04, 2008

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Mild euphemism used to refer to an adult female's external genitalia. See also mound and vagina.

A contraceptive sponge was in that pineapple, in a bikini bottom under the sea.

by Frakseno March 13, 2006

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An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.

Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.

Next day-

Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad

by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012

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