meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time

*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"

by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019

Slippery Pillar

When A male inserts into a female and it gets very slippery in there after a while

"Bro, my boyfriend gave me the slippery pillar last night"

by LeTempest November 25, 2019

Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 27, 2023

pillar pussy

The greatest, sexiest, best pussy that represents what other womens pussy’s should aspire to be.

1. I was talking to that one chick and came right out and said “I’ve heard a lot about that pillar pussy. Can I have a shot?”

2. Lemme see that pillar pussy mama

by Cocoa Smooth January 24, 2018

Pillar Princess

A MMO player that join public in game events and AFK

Dude look at that Pillar Princess not doing anything while we do this Time Rift

by I_AM_T3X420 July 16, 2023