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The Intergalactic Wizarding School which is located on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants to transfer there from Hogwarts. The head teacher is a talking lion called Rumbleroar, and other teachers include Professor McGonagills, a talking fish and Slitherus Snake who has a bizarre grudge against Rumbleroar. Pigfarts does not have dances, as they would wake up Rumbleroars slumbering cubs. Its should be noted that as Pigfarts is located on Mars, you need a rocketship to get there.
Pigfarts is on Mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter?
by PansyParkinson June 16, 2011
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